in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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