Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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