STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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