I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
