I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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