things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
God, I missed his penis.
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