That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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