so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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