I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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