Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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