I got chris browned last night
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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