yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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