All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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