Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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