Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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