I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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