she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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