She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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