playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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