He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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