did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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