Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
