I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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