The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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