I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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