Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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