This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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