Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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