i think i have herpe
just one?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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