Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
and she was petting her beer can
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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