Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
They took my balls.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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