I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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