she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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