I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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