How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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