Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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