just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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