did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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