Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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