So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
is that a dick in a sweater?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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