That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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