her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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