I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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