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You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just tell him i said nine months
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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