I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Is that strawberry winking at me??
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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