best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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