I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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