david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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