Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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