i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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