Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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