Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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