either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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