I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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