I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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