Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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