Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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